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I learned a long time ago, when the Earth was green… there were more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen…

Erm. Stupid attempt at humour in light of a life changing decision…

I learned a long time ago that you shouldn’t make broad, sweeping announcements of a life-changing nature in The Resolute Voice because it’ll only come back and bite you on the ass. With this in mind:

I’m not drinking coffee for a month. Cold turkey. Jammies for java.

The shakes have already started and I’m not yet 5 hours into this. I’m addicted. Completely. Utterly. Coffee in any form.

I’ve been drinking too much of the stuff lately. I have willpower, dammit.

I’ll supplant the urges by drinking herbal teas. Maybe I’ll learn to knit, or to enjoy my job. Besides, I have my other two vices — beer and porn — on which I can rest my undersated need for C₈H₁₀N₄O₂.

When you put it that way it almost sounds dirty. Mua ha ha.

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