Computers are for suck!

I’m an IT manager. Regardless of what you see of the glamourous life put forward in IBM commercials and post-post-secondary career school advertisements, it sucks.

Sure, you get to wear your own spandex suit; and, you have your own theme music. I *know* you’re thinking, “How cool is that?!?” It’s not. Even though Edna says that capes are a bad idea, I’m stuck with mine. My theme music, catchy though it may be, comes from a deck that I have to cart around on, well, a cart.

I’m always carrying around a cellphone; reading e-mail and pouring through log files in a manner I’m sure is well documented in the Christmas catalog for Shrinks. I can tell you EXACTLY how those becited little electrons cart your electronic mail around the world; which vowels to leave out of most UNIX commands; and, even better, why the 3D rendering engine in your favourite online fantasy roleplaying game isn’t as good as it could be.

As you can imagine, I’m a hoot at parties.

I’ve been hooring myself out doing IT work since I was 14 in some form or other. I’m good at it but I’m tired. But… there’s always a but… it’s good money. :)

So instead of quitting my job, moving to someplace warm like Upper New York State, and becoming a bum, I’m creating this new category. As waking life gives itself over to zoning out while Microsoft Minutes count down to and away from zero, any time a new career path I’d like to follow pops into my head, here it comes… if for the sole reason that when I forget everything I know about computers, I’ll have a list of things to try out.

Who knows… maybe one day I’ll actually hop tracks. :) Until then, I’ll just flex my addictions and hope time passes more quickly… and that nothing crashes.

2 Responses to “Computers are for suck!”

  1. ric says:

    As a fellow IT guy I agree… Computers Suck!

  2. CAD Monkey says:

    I’m an architect, and that sucks, too. Don’t put it on your list, unless you’d like to spend days selecting toilet paper dispensers, paper towel dispensers, baby smashers, uh, I mean, diaper changing stations….

    (dutifully re-entered by zuke who, in a fit of confusion over the way MT-Blacklist works, accidentally erased the original)

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