I’m addicted to coffee.

Bad coffee. Burnt coffee. Good coffee. Strong coffee. Weak coffee. I’m addicted.

Whenever I try to lay off, my coworkers double the amount of coffee they buy for me. Apparently, I get “snarly”. Bastards.

Decaf? What’s the point.

There are worse addictions, I suppose. I could be addicted to porn.

Oh, wait.

7 Responses to “I’m addicted to coffee.”

  1. Suzanne says:

    you crack me up.

  2. Phin says:

    I love coffee way too much also.

  3. zee says:

    you slay me!

  4. R says:

    Yeah. Coffee’s a good addiction. Like diet soda.

  5. Ana says:

    Hi, came thru BE. You are too funny. Thanks for the laughs, I’ll be bookmarking you ;)

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