We have 450 channels.
The only two programmes on the damned box worth more than a passing fart are Prêt-à-Porter and Porky’s Revenge. Ok, ok… so the fashion movie isn’t even in the same league as the pig movie, but I needed something for comparison.
We have 130 DVDs sitting on a shelf. They’re too far away; work would be involved.
I’m restless. I’m lazy. I’m bored. I’m indifferent.
Yes, Agador, I’m afraid of your heat.