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Friday, May 6th, 2005

i’m in a funk lately and i’m not sure where it’s coming from.

give me a moment. i’ll beat it down and start posting again.

Bored.

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

We have 450 channels.

The only two programmes on the damned box worth more than a passing fart are Prêt-à-Porter and Porky’s Revenge. Ok, ok… so the fashion movie isn’t even in the same league as the pig movie, but I needed something for comparison.

We have 130 DVDs sitting on a shelf. They’re too far away; work would be involved.

I’m restless. I’m lazy. I’m bored. I’m indifferent.

Yes, Agador, I’m afraid of your heat.