Mamazilla found me out:
SO GLAD YOU FINALLY REJOINED THE LIVING… i take it that the alternative life of voodoo crime wasn’t paying off?
I kept sticking myself with the pins… the income from the voodoo crime wasn’t really covering the bandaids. AND, to make matters worse, there’s a limited market in Ottawa for people who want to turn their bosses into zombies because most bosses here are either in high tech or government and are ALREADY zombies. 
Sigh.
After agreeing that The Hulk is a waste of time to rent, I made a gruesome discovery while looking through our DVDs. Having a DVD playing in a little window beside Firefox allows me to maintain my sanity during the odd 30 second eternity when I happen upon a truly wingnut website.
The discovery?
I own The Hulk on DVD.
That’s right — you shouldn’t actually spend $5 to rent The Hulk, because it’s a waste of money. And, you shouldn’t actually pay $8 to see it in the theatre, because that’s a travesty. Yes, seemingly, I spent $23 and bought the damn thing.
I’m not sure how I feel about that.